Written by: Derick Wilder.

Illustrated by: K-Fai Steele.

GREEN EGGS AND HAM meets EVERYONE POOPS in this laugh-out-loud story that asks — and answers — the burning question in every kid’s life.

Does a scarecrow have a butt?

Yep, you stuff him with a straw one.

And does a crayon have a butt?

Nope, but it can surely draw one.

This silly, funny, clever book will be the most quoted text in all of elementary school. (From GoodReads.)

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