Potty Time
Tune: Oh My Darling, Clementine
My best grownup, set this throne up
And I can’t believe it’s mine!
Since my diapers have been riper,
We think I’m ready, potty time!
I’m am quitting sitting-inning
Poop and pee pee (mostly mine!)
Toilet peeing, is so freeing!
I’m so glad it’s potty time!
When I’m tooting, air polluting,
I may be running out of time!
Better rushing than disgusting,
Hurry quick, for potty time!
What a muddle, made a puddle!
But my grownup says “it’s fine!”
I’ll get better, never fretter,
Just need practice, potty time!
Now I’m going, like a pro-ing,
To the potty at first sign.
Before it’s flowing…I’m a-going!!!!
Don’t be late for potty time!
Oh wow! you are so hilarious! I love it! Well written and very clear!
Brava! Brava! It’s a hit. My 8yo says, “It’s awesome, totally appropriate!” Her favorite line: “When I’m tooting, air polluting…” Mine is: “Toilet peeing is so freeing…” 😀 😀 😀 Fun, clever, and very useful for potty training.