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Potty Time

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Potty Time

Tune: Oh My Darling, Clementine

 

My best grownup, set this throne up

And I can’t believe it’s mine!

Since my diapers have been riper,

We think I’m ready, potty time!

 

I’m am quitting  sitting-inning

Poop and pee pee (mostly mine!)

Toilet peeing, is so freeing!

I’m so glad it’s potty time!

 

When I’m tooting, air polluting,

I may be running out of time!

Better rushing than disgusting,

Hurry quick, for potty time!

 

What a muddle, made a puddle!

But my grownup says “it’s fine!”

I’ll get better, never fretter,

Just need practice, potty time!

 

Now I’m going, like a pro-ing,

To the potty at first sign.

Before it’s flowing…I’m a-going!!!!

Don’t be late for potty time!

2 Comments

  • Liz M says:

    Oh wow! you are so hilarious! I love it! Well written and very clear!

  • Ingrid says:

    Brava! Brava! It’s a hit. My 8yo says, “It’s awesome, totally appropriate!” Her favorite line: “When I’m tooting, air polluting…” Mine is: “Toilet peeing is so freeing…” 😀 😀 😀 Fun, clever, and very useful for potty training.

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